Covered in Chocolate Batter Then Pied    added 5/25/11
I cover myself with 2 bowls of chocolate batter, tipping it over my head, my body, and down my boxer shorts. To insure facial coverage I pie myself with a chocolate pie. I rub the chocolate all over... see more

5 Tins of Messy Stuff    added 4/04/11
I pour five tins of messy substances over my head and fill my boxers. These tins contained beans, custard, cream, soup and rice pudding. I end up removing my boxers and masturbating while covered in... see more

4 Buckets of Mess    added 3/13/11
4 buckets full of mess. I dunk my head into each bucket then pour the contents over my head. I strip off after each gunging 'til I am naked. Then masturbate whilst the mess drips off me. Took me a... see more

10 Pies    added 3/11/11
I had ten various pies and I covered myself. I was a bit drunk so it took me a while before. I came but eventualy I did. iT WAS FAB!!! see more

Unplanned Messy Session    added 7/26/11
I started off with a cream finger donut. Smearing it over my nose and mouth. Then I tipped a couple of yoghurts over my face, nicely covering it. I enjoy a bit of masturbating at this stage then du... see more